Signify, represent! Cuba!
This week the Kardashian family went to Cuba in the biggest cultural tragedy toward that island since Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights. which is in which I received the entirety of my information on Cuba. Diego Luna and Romola Garai fought the communist revolutionaries by way of the healing electrical power of dance and now the Kardashians came to heal with the electrical power of non-touring. And strobing. And street design shots in front of decrepit landscapes. Wow. What brings these ladies to this once embargoed nation? Was it an educational trip? A public services? Or to watch Kendall walk in the Chanel fashion show?
Some would argue all 3, but most would say it was just the third matter. Kim, Kourtney, and Khlo-money head to the island while Kris stays back since she can not live without her cellphone EVEN Even though THE SANGRIA IS TO DIE FOR according to Kim. Accurate story, my sister and I looked into going to Cuba and determined against it for the exact same purpose. I want I was joking. The very good information is, Kendall decides not to stroll in the style present so Triple-K and the gang choose just to pay a visit to anyway, you know, for funsies. And also because the demonstrate did not have something else planned for this week. Khloe loves the history and the culture. For illustration, all people waves at her as she drives by. What an astute understanding of Cuban culture! Kanye thinks the full city of Havana is “very Yeezy” mainly because it has “weird colors.”
Another astute knowing of Cuban culture! Communism and poverty are pointed out zero occasions, but really don't worry simply because these guys just Really like the culture. Cuban cigars! Exciting! Most importantly, Kourtney and Kim go to pay a visit to the residence of noted Cuban individual Ernest Hemingway. Kourtney is psyched since she read through “The Previous Man and the Sea” in high college.
General they definitely got the Full Cuban practical experience.
Khloe is too stressed to join them though simply because there are rumors Lamar Odom isn’t carrying out effectively. Which is in fact very sad and perhaps a fantastic reason to depart Cuba instead of continuing to misunderstand it so vastly.
When the gang is in Cuba, Kris sends some stuff to a Women’s shelter and Kylie has a photograph shoot. It is all quite uninteresting. Absolutely nothing to see right here. Where’s Kendall this season? Where’s far more Taylor Swift drama? The place are Rob and Blac Chyna? This Cuba trip was like listening to the lady you know who went on a mission trip the place she went to educate poor kids but genuinely she learned way a lot more from them. Needless to say, I was bored!
Let’s phase it up, Kardashians.